Top 10 Uses for B-List Halloween Candy

Momservation: “Who’s going to turn down a Junior Mint? It’s chocolate, it’s peppermint, it’s delicious.” Cosmo Kramer, “Seinfeld”

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Top Ten Uses for B-List Halloween Candy

(We know you already ate the A-List* candy when the kids were at school.)

  1. Use Tootsie Rolls® as door stops or ant bait. Really, that’s all they’re good for anyway.

    Legit fun game for a Christmas party: Candy Ball (click on pic for how to play)

  2. Sprinkle Nerds® on your carpet as a carpet freshener and to make it sound like you’re doing a really good job vacuuming.

  3. Crush up Smarties® and stir it in your coffee as a sugar substitute – as in: it’s still sugar, just a substitute.

  4. Drop SweetTarts® in the toilet to freshen the bowl.

  5. Save Skittles® for Easter, then add vinegar to use as egg dye.

  6. Use all rejected banana flavor LaffyTaffy® as an industrial strength glue. One Halloween can last you a lifetime.

  7. Landscape with Dubble-Bubble® and Bazooka® bubble gum as the new lava rock of the millennium.

  8. String Starburst® as colorful garland for the Christmas tree. See #1 to keep ants away.

  9. Stick lollipops, Dum-Dums®, and Blow-Pops® in planters or flower beds for color until spring arrives.

  10. Save money at the dentist by extracting your own fillings with Dots®, LaffyTaffy®, and Jolly Ranchers®.

* A-List Candy includes anything chocolate related. For best success, make sure you don’t get caught with Snickers® and KitKat® wrappers falling out of your pockets or Reese’s® Peanut Butter Cup breath.


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